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Post by damonleelove on Mar 17, 2006 22:54:27 GMT
It was only the other day when i was pushing a toy car into my pee hole when i felt a violent cotraction and i nearly sucked the car into my left testicle.
DamonLeeLovely wants to know...
does any1 have any similar SEXPERIENCES? its ok were all friends here
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Weaver
Hardcore Fan
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Post by Weaver on Mar 17, 2006 23:01:16 GMT
I once befriended a lonely crocodile....one thing led to another.....suffice to say that during foreplay I got my tits bitten off....
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jess
Emo Kid
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Post by jess on Jul 30, 2006 8:08:53 GMT
You ever heard that story about the lady and the lobster? And it, like, laid its eggs in her or whatever?
Well that was me... I was the lobster.
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Post by simfelemy on Aug 29, 2006 12:45:44 GMT
Anyone seen that guy I married on here? I think he's left me.  |
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